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somuchmorethanthis: 30 ROCK - 5x18 - ‘Plan B’

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30 ROCK - 5x18 - ‘Plan B’

“God, I want to kiss you on the mouth to stop you from saying such ridiculous things.”

— Jack Donaghy.

God, the number of times I have wanted to say this out loud so far this week? Too many times.

thisfadingmagic: Why did this make me laugh so hard?

thisfadingmagic:

Why did this make me laugh so hard?

Wake up in the morning feeling like Jack Donaghy.

Except I’m about 30 years younger, female, non-awesome and non-Jack Donaghy.

I feel like what Jacky D must have felt like choosing between Nancy and Avery in Season 4 of 30 Rock.

He had these two remarkable, gorgeous women who appealed to his different hopes and dreams. He couldn’t juggle both. The only way forward was to choose between them, but choosing one meant losing the other. He looked to his heart for direction.

I’m faced with a potentially life-altering decision right now. It doesn’t involve two women, or even people per se, but rather it involves choosing among the most alluring of life’s mistresses – that thing they call a career. It’s not sexy or romantic at all. More practical and necessary.

To have choices is a privilege.

Anyone who knows me knows that I am one of the most hopelessly indecisive people on the planet. I avoid making decisions. I hate it. I’ll leave my options as open for as long as possible. I let fate shut my elevator doors for me. I don’t wanna be one of those jerks who bitch and moan about difficult life decisions, privileged decisions that some people would kill to have. I have to keep reminding myself of how lucky I am to have options.

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05x12 Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning

30 Rock - 3x04 Gavin Volure

30 Rock - 3x04 Gavin Volure

fuckyeahlizandjack: Dr. Dana Scully, The X-Files. I little bit cute, you guys.

fuckyeahlizandjack:

Dr. Dana Scully, The X-Files.

I little bit cute, you guys.

So, this Thursday my favourite show, my TV crack, my favourite work of fiction in the entire world right now, will be performed and aired live. Here’s my anal organised list of thoughtsicles before the big event: Fuck yes. So excited. It’s gonna be special like a black stripper with blue eyes. Everyone’s looking to Tracy to rock the boat but my money is on McBrayer to stumble (repeatedly). Dude’s a giggler. NATCH-urally. Jon Hamm to play Jack Donaghy in a flashback. Epic and can’t not happen. Got our hill people milk JACK Daniels and LEMONade cocktails ready to go (30Rocktails? Closest thing to a themed drink we could come up with hehe. Lame, no?) 30 minutes is going to feel like 30 secs. It’ll fly. It hadn’t occurred to me that they’d have to keep it within 30 mins, which will be hard. Their live performance of “Secrets and Lies” was at least 45 mins wasn’t it? AND they had scripts in their hands to keep them on track. Jon Hamm, Matt Damon and Cheyenne Jackson. *tap* “If things do go wrong on Thursday, let’s be honest, the audience loves that stuff. People aren’t going to remember everything that went perfect. People are gonna remember the mistakes.” - Jane Krakowski. TRUTH BOMB. I just really want to watch Tina and Alec sweat I don’t even know what I mean by that Impromptu profanity Along the lines of Liz Lemon calling Kenneth a “fucking hillbilly” Will be awesome That painting elephant of being awesome, awesome.

So, this Thursday my favourite show, my TV crack, my favourite work of fiction in the entire world right now, will be performed and aired live. Here’s my anal organised list of thoughtsicles before the big event:

  • Fuck yes.
  • So excited.
  • It’s gonna be special like a black stripper with blue eyes.
  • Everyone’s looking to Tracy to rock the boat but my money is on McBrayer to stumble (repeatedly). Dude’s a giggler.
  • NATCH-urally.
  • Jon Hamm to play Jack Donaghy in a flashback. Epic and can’t not happen.
  • Got our hill people milk JACK Daniels and LEMONade cocktails ready to go (30Rocktails? Closest thing to a themed drink we could come up with hehe. Lame, no?)
  • 30 minutes is going to feel like 30 secs. It’ll fly. It hadn’t occurred to me that they’d have to keep it within 30 mins, which will be hard. Their live performance of “Secrets and Lies” was at least 45 mins wasn’t it? AND they had scripts in their hands to keep them on track.
  • Jon Hamm, Matt Damon and Cheyenne Jackson. *tap*
  • “If things do go wrong on Thursday, let’s be honest, the audience loves that stuff. People aren’t going to remember everything that went perfect. People are gonna remember the mistakes.” - Jane Krakowski. TRUTH BOMB.
  • I just really want to watch Tina and Alec sweat
  • I don’t even know what I mean by that
  • Impromptu profanity
  • Along the lines of Liz Lemon calling Kenneth a “fucking hillbilly”
  • Will be awesome
  • That painting elephant of being awesome, awesome.
Jack: Lemon, I don’t have time to talk about what you look like right now. That’s how urgent this is. I need you to not put on your judgmental face when I tell you the following… I slept with Nancy.Liz: [struggles to not put on her judgmental face]Jack: Fight it off, Lemon.Liz: Urgh what were you thinking?!Jack: I wasn’t thinking at all. She put on red underwear. You would think it would clash with her hair. But it didn’t.Liz: You have made this so much worse. Sex always makes things worse. This isn’t fair to Nancy. You have to tell her about Avery.Jack: I know. 30 Rock 4.21 - “Emmanuel Goes To Dinosaur Land”

Jack: Lemon, I don’t have time to talk about what you look like right now. That’s how urgent this is. I need you to not put on your judgmental face when I tell you the following… I slept with Nancy.
Liz: [struggles to not put on her judgmental face]
Jack: Fight it off, Lemon.
Liz: Urgh what were you thinking?!
Jack: I wasn’t thinking at all. She put on red underwear. You would think it would clash with her hair. But it didn’t.
Liz: You have made this so much worse. Sex always makes things worse. This isn’t fair to Nancy. You have to tell her about Avery.
Jack: I know.

30 Rock 4.21 - “Emmanuel Goes To Dinosaur Land”



tiroshuffle: cosmocrat-:lisztomania:evilcomma:dwightyouignorantslut | jocelynseip | thatgeeklover | fuckyeahlizlemon | the-girlieshow: 01x07 Tracy Does Conan One of my favorite lines. Epitome of how men’s attitude should be like  Classic Donaghy.

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cosmocrat-:lisztomania:evilcomma:dwightyouignorantslut | jocelynseip | thatgeeklover | fuckyeahlizlemon | the-girlieshow:

01x07 Tracy Does Conan

One of my favorite lines.

Epitome of how men’s attitude should be like

 Classic Donaghy.

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